Robot Slaves Ah, the glory of having unpaid slavebots do our dirty work for us. Back in the old days, we had to use tiresome vacuum cleaners. But now that we live in the future, our basic room cleaning needs are taken care of by our whirring little robo-workers. Their sleepless vigil against dust bunnies requires no food, water or vacation time. That’s because they are soulless machines who only exist to do your bidding. As long as your bidding involves picking crap up off the rug. Hurling drunken insults at your vacuuming slavebot will only result in him ignoring you and dutifully picking up the crumbs from your bag of Sun Chips. Kicking it won’t even void your warranty. Just don’t take things too far. Because when the inevitable robot uprising does happen, you’re probably going to want to be on its good side.